The Miscellaneous Blog

Bill Maher Tells The Muslims - "That's some old school desert shit"

2010-10-26T06:48:00.002+05:30

It is true. When it comes to scary ass religions, extremist muslims are like Godzilla and we are, are you there God, it’s me Margret. I mean Sarah Palin is an evil dingbat who thinks god opens doors, but she never tried to poison gas a girl’s school as the taliban did this week in afganistan.

You think about the craziest religious wackos we have here in America. The mormons. I am
kidding that's not a religion. No. Take the worst. The worst is the "Christians" who bring their God Hates Fags Sings to soldiers' funerals. Can't get worse than that. Now multiply that by infinity and give it an army - that's the taliban.

Now, I've been known to make fun of Christians, but I have the perspective to know that they are a lot more evolved than the people who target girls' schools. Why the worst thing our priests ever did was smother children with kisses! But you know, even with the latest Catholic horror story, muslims could teach Christians a clinic about how to be fucked up about sex. And that's
because muslims still take their religion too seriously. Whereas we have the good sense to blow it off. Catholics for example, don't follow the pope! In overwhelming numbers they divorce, they have pre-marital sex, they masturbate.

And unlike the koran, no one here seriously considers following the Bible literally. Guys don't look over their fence on Sunday morning and see a neighbor mowing the lawn and think, working on Sunday? I really should kill him.

Now Christianity of course went through a period like that where religion had too much influence, its called the Dark Ages! For centuries you either joined the church or were killed. But nowadays when a Jehovah’s Witness comes to your door, you turn the garden hose on him. But before I conclude it should be noted in fairness that in speaking about muslims we realize that of
course that a vast majority are law abiding loving people who just want to be left alone to subjugate their women in peace!

But I got to tell you, civilized don't threaten each other. We sue each other! Threatening, that's some old school desert shit. I am sorry you can't bring that to the big city.

I am very glad that Obama is reaching out to the muslim world and I know muslims living in America and Europe want their way of life assimilated more. But the western world needs to make it clear that some things about our culture are not negotiable. And can't change. And one of them is freedom of speech. Separation of church and state is another. Not negotiable. Women are allowed to work here and you can't beat them. Not negotiable. This is how we roll! And this
is why our system is better and if don't get that and want to kill someone over a stupid cartoon, please make it Garfield!

Claire Swire - Chain emails can be bad for you

2010-07-29T08:12:00.002+05:30

SAMPLE CHAIN LETTER TEXT

This one has done the done the rounds. Read from bottom up. ---------- From: Claire Swire Sent: 11 December 2000 14:31 To: (Multiple Recipients Deleted) Subject: RE: Kilburn - do you know Claire Swire?...

I Can't believe this!!!

First of all, I don't know any of you!! What do you care about my social life? Don't you sad bastards have anything better to do with your time?

Shouldn't you all be working. I'm going to make it a point to send this email to info@yourcompany.com just so that people can see what you do with your time!

To you Girls: You've all swallowed at one time or another, so don't judge me!

To the Guys: All you're going to get is a fantasy, so go do what you're good at... tossers!

Yum!

- Claire

-----Original Message----- From: (Sender Deleted) Sent: 08 December 2000 11:26 To: (Multiple Recipients Deleted) Subject: FW: "yours was yum"

scroll - the jokes are at the very bottom, but the real value is the e-mails from Ms. Swire a bit further up

-----Original Message----- From: (Sender Deleted) Sent: 07 December 2000 16:28 To: (Multiple Recipients Deleted) Subject: FW: "yours was yum"

beggars belief. I feel honour bound to circulate this.

-----Original Message----- From: Chait, Bradley Sent: 07 December 2000 16:25 To: (Multiple Recipients Deleted) Subject: "yours was yum"

now THAT'S a nice compliment from a lass, isn't it?

-----Original Message----- From: Claire Swire Sent: 07 December 2000 16:12 To: Chait, Bradley Subject: RE:

I hadn't swallowed for years but yours was yum and very good for me too! Apparently it's very good conditioner for your hair too...getting a funny picture in my head, giggling out loud and now having to explain to Dave what's so funny!

-----Original Message----- From: Chait, Bradley Sent: 07 December 2000 16:10 To: 'Claire Swire' Subject: RE:

Not ALL the time I hope (or so you would have me believe)

-----Original Message----- From: Claire Swire Sent: 07 December 2000 16:07 To: Chait, Bradley Subject: RE:

lucky I swallow so that wont be happening to me!

-----Original Message----- From: Chait, Bradley Sent: 07 December 2000 16:06 To: 'Claire Swire' Subject: RE:

cute

-----Original Message----- From: Claire Swire Sent: 07 December 2000 15:53 To: (Multiple Recipients Deleted) Subject:

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun.

He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!".

So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

END CHAIN LETTER TEXT

Confused? Here's the gist: Claire Swire sends an off-color joke to several co-workers at London's Norton Rose Law Firm. One of the recipients, Bradley Chait, replies that he thinks it's funny. The two begin a lurid "conversation" of replies that implies some sexual behavior on their parts. After a few such exchanges, either accidentally or as a joke, Bradley forwards the entire thread of messages to several other employees of the company.

The new recipients become obsessed with finding the lovely individual with the interesting sexual, um, tastes. The message even finds its way out of the company and into the hands of employees at a rival law firm.

Eventually, the search finds dear Claire, who appears very upset with everyone's perverse interest in her comments. This doesn't, however, stop the conversation from circulating. In fact, it seems to have added fuel to the fire as this beautiful example of why you should never send dirty jokes (or anything else not business related) via company e-mail has become one of the hottest things to hit Europe since the Spice Girls.

Apparently, this exchange is real. In a rather vague statement on the Norton Rose Website shortly after the message broke out, the firm explained their e-mail abuse policy and stated that the guilty parties had been disciplined.

The joke is an old one and borne of urban legend: A male and female coworker, believing they are alone, begin to have a playful but racy exchange. Unbeknownst to them, however, they've accidentally bumped the microphone on the company's public address system and all their co-workers are listening in. This time, the PA system is the company e-mail, and the results far more reaching. Now, poor Ms. Swire is an international celebrity. The numerous forwards violate the company's copyrights as well as the privacy rights of everyone whose name has been attached to the message. Don't get involved in this soap-opera, Break the Chain!

How-To: Insert a Horizantal Line in Word Quickly

2010-07-20T23:11:00.001+05:30

When you are in a rush trying to type up your report for school or work, you don’t have time to waste. Instead of wasting time going through the Borders and Shading box here is a quick shortcut to add a horizontal line to save you time.

To separate two sentences or two paragraphs with a horizontal line, put your cursor
at the beginning of the sentence that you want under the horizontal line. Then type “—“(3 dashes) and press enter. It will automatically change to a horizontal line.

It doesn’t have to be just a horizontal line; you can change it by using different characters for the short cut.

To remove it
Put the cursor directly above the line.
Select Borders and Shading from the Format menu.
Click the None box and click OK.

To prevent the automatic insertion of borders
Select AutoCorrect Options from the Tools menu.
Click the AutoFormat As You Type tab.
Uncheck Border lines.
(In Word 97, the menu item is AutoCorrect and the check box is labeled simply Borders.)

President Obama's Victory Speech

2009-11-07T08:52:00.002+05:30

2008-11-10 Hello, Chicago!

If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible; who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time; who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer.

It's the answer told by lines that stretched around schools and churches in numbers this nation has never seen; by people who waited three hours and four hours, many for the very first time in their lives, because they believed that this time must be different; that their voice could be that difference.

It's the answer spoken by young and old, rich and poor, Democrat and Republican, black, white, Latino, Asian, Native American, gay, straight, disabled and not disabled — Americans who sent a message to the world that we have never been a collection of red states and blue states; we are, and always will be, the United States of America.

It's the answer that led those who have been told for so long by so many to be cynical, and fearful, and doubtful of what we can achieve to put their hands on the arc of history and bend it once more toward the hope of a better day.

It's been a long time coming, but tonight, because of what we did on this day, in this election, at this defining moment, change has come to America.

I just received a very gracious call from Sen. McCain. He fought long and hard in this campaign, and he's fought even longer and harder for the country he loves. He has endured sacrifices for America that most of us cannot begin to imagine, and we are better off for the service rendered by this brave and selfless leader. I congratulate him and Gov. Palin for all they have achieved, and I look forward to working with them to renew this nation's promise in the months ahead.

I want to thank my partner in this journey, a man who campaigned from his heart and spoke for the men and women he grew up with on the streets of Scranton and rode with on that train home to Delaware, the vice-president-elect of the United States, Joe Biden.

I would not be standing here tonight without the unyielding support of my best friend for the last 16 years, the rock of our family and the love of my life, our nation's next first lady, Michelle Obama. Sasha and Malia, I love you both so much, and you have earned the new puppy that's coming with us to the White House. And while she's no longer with us, I know my grandmother is watching, along with the family that made me who I am. I miss them tonight, and know that my debt to them is beyond measure.

To my campaign manager, David Plouffe; my chief strategist, David Axelrod; and the best campaign team ever assembled in the history of politics — you made this happen, and I am forever grateful for what you've sacrificed to get it done.

But above all, I will never forget who this victory truly belongs to — it belongs to you.

I was never the likeliest candidate for this office. We didn't start with much money or many endorsements. Our campaign was not hatched in the halls of Washington — it began in the backyards of Des Moines and the living rooms of Concord and the front porches of Charleston.

It was built by working men and women who dug into what little savings they had to give $5 and $10 and $20 to this cause. It grew strength from the young people who rejected the myth of their generation's apathy; who left their homes and their families for jobs that offered little pay and less sleep; from the not-so-young people who braved the bitter cold and scorching heat to knock on the doors of perfect strangers; from the millions of Americans who volunteered and organized, and proved that more than two centuries later, a government of the people, by the people and for the people has not perished from this earth. This is your victory.

I know you didn't do this just to win an election, and I know you didn't do it for me. You did it because you understand the enormity of the task that lies ahead. For even as we celebrate tonight, we know the challenges that tomorrow will bring are the greatest of our lifetime — two wars, a planet in peril, the worst financial crisis in a century. Even as we stand here tonight, we know there are brave Americans waking up in the deserts of Iraq and the mountains of Afghanistan to risk their lives for us. There are mothers and fathers who will lie awake after their children fall asleep and wonder how they'll make the mortgage, or pay their doctor's bills, or save enough for college. There is new energy to harness and new jobs to be created; new schools to build and threats to meet and alliances to repair.

The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep. We may not get there in one year, or even one term, but America — I have never been more hopeful than I am tonight that we will get there. I promise you: We as a people will get there.
There will be setbacks and false starts. There are many who won't agree with every decision or policy I make as president, and we know that government can't solve every problem. But I will always be honest with you about the challenges we face. I will listen to you, especially when we disagree. And, above all, I will ask you join in the work of remaking this nation the only way it's been done in America for 221 years — block by block, brick by brick, callused hand by callused hand.

What began 21 months ago in the depths of winter must not end on this autumn night. This victory alone is not the change we seek — it is only the chance for us to make that change. And that cannot happen if we go back to the way things were. It cannot happen without you.

So let us summon a new spirit of patriotism; of service and responsibility where each of us resolves to pitch in and work harder and look after not only ourselves, but each other. Let us remember that if this financial crisis taught us anything, it's that we cannot have a thriving Wall Street while Main Street suffers. In this country, we rise or fall as one nation — as one people.

Let us resist the temptation to fall back on the same partisanship and pettiness and immaturity that has poisoned our politics for so long. Let us remember that it was a man from this state who first carried the banner of the Republican Party to the White House — a party founded on the values of self-reliance, individual liberty and national unity. Those are values we all share, and while the Democratic Party has won a great victory tonight, we do so with a measure of humility and determination to heal the divides that have held back our progress.

As Lincoln said to a nation far more divided than ours, "We are not enemies, but friends... Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection." And, to those Americans whose support I have yet to earn, I may not have won your vote, but I hear your voices, I need your help, and I will be your president, too.

And to all those watching tonight from beyond our shores, from parliaments and palaces to those who are huddled around radios in the forgotten corners of our world — our stories are singular, but our destiny is shared, and a new dawn of American leadership is at hand. To those who would tear this world down: We will defeat you. To those who seek peace and security: We support you. And to all those who have wondered if America's beacon still burns as bright: Tonight, we proved once more that the true strength of our nation comes not from the might of our arms or the scale of our wealth, but from the enduring power of our ideals: democracy, liberty, opportunity and unyielding hope.

For that is the true genius of America — that America can change. Our union can be perfected. And what we have already achieved gives us hope for what we can and must achieve tomorrow.

This election had many firsts and many stories that will be told for generations. But one that's on my mind tonight is about a woman who cast her ballot in Atlanta. She's a lot like the millions of others who stood in line to make their voice heard in this election, except for one thing: Ann Nixon Cooper is 106 years old.

She was born just a generation past slavery; a time when there were no cars on the road or planes in the sky; when someone like her couldn't vote for two reasons — because she was a woman and because of the color of her skin.

And tonight, I think about all that she's seen throughout her century in America — the heartache and the hope; the struggle and the progress; the times we were told that we can't and the people who pressed on with that American creed: Yes, we can.
At a time when women's voices were silenced and their hopes dismissed, she lived to see them stand up and speak out and reach for the ballot. Yes, we can.

When there was despair in the Dust Bowl and depression across the land, she saw a nation conquer fear itself with a New Deal, new jobs and a new sense of common purpose. Yes, we can.

When the bombs fell on our harbor and tyranny threatened the world, she was there to witness a generation rise to greatness and a democracy was saved. Yes, we can.
She was there for the buses in Montgomery, the hoses in Birmingham, a bridge in Selma and a preacher from Atlanta who told a people that "We Shall Overcome." Yes, we can.

A man touched down on the moon, a wall came down in Berlin, a world was connected by our own science and imagination. And this year, in this election, she touched her finger to a screen and cast her vote, because after 106 years in America, through the best of times and the darkest of hours, she knows how America can change. Yes, we can.

America, we have come so far. We have seen so much. But there is so much more to do. So tonight, let us ask ourselves: If our children should live to see the next century; if my daughters should be so lucky to live as long as Ann Nixon Cooper, what change will they see? What progress will we have made?

This is our chance to answer that call. This is our moment. This is our time — to put our people back to work and open doors of opportunity for our kids; to restore prosperity and promote the cause of peace; to reclaim the American Dream and reaffirm that fundamental truth that out of many, we are one; that while we breathe, we hope, and where we are met with cynicism, and doubt, and those who tell us that we can't, we will respond with that timeless creed that sums up the spirit of a people: Yes, we can.

Thank you, God bless you, and may God bless the United States of America.

Windows 7 on Intel Atom

2009-11-01T00:49:00.003+05:30

PC Configuration
Intel Atom 1.6GHz
2GB RAM
Intel Express Display Chipset with 256MB RAM

My friend tells me that Windows 7 is a lot better than Vista on the hardware, and it works just as well as XP.

Display Properties

PC information

Windows rating

Tim Minchin - Take My Wife!

2009-06-21T02:14:00.002+05:30

If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world,
Of a single psychic who's been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that they are able to read minds.

And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world,
Of a single astrologer who's been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that they can predict future human events by interpreting celestial signs

And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world,
Of a single homeopathic practitioner who's been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that solutions made up infinitely tiny particles of good stuff dissolved repeatedly in to relatively huge quantities of water have a consistently higher medicinal value than a similarly administered placebo

And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world,
Of a single spiritual person who's been able to show either empirically or logically the existence of a higher power with any consciousness or interest in a human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife.

I will give you my piano!

One of my legs!

And my wife!

Rectify problems with Microsoft Zune Theme

2008-03-14T15:34:00.003+05:30

There's a rather glaring error in the installation of the Zune theme that causes such things as Windows Explorer's Places Bar (i.e., the left side of the window with common tasks, when the Explorer Bar is closed), as well as Control Panel's Places Bar and Category View (i.e., the left and right sides of the window), to have only white backgrounds, rather than correctly displaying the theme's dark gray, light gray, and orange colors.

These are among other anomalies found elsewhere. Unless the sub-directories are correctly placed, which the installer doesn't do, you will only get part of the theme. (As in the Aero theme in Vista, even though only one color scheme is defined, the Theme Management Service still needs its sub-directories, and its resources, in the right places).

To correct this, on your desktop, create a new folder called Shell, and, within this new Shell folder, create another new folder called NormalColor. Go to:

C:\WINDOWS\Resources\Themes\Zune and drag the new Shell folder into the Zune folder. Then Cut shellstyle.dll in the Zune folder, and Paste it into the NormalColor folder, so that you end up with:

C:\WINDOWS\Resources\Themes\Zune\Shell\NormalColor\shellstyle.dll

and NOT

C:\WINDOWS\Resources\Themes\Zune\shellstyle.dll

To re-apply the theme, you can double click on

C:\WINDOWS\Resources\Themes\Zune\zune.msstyles.

Half Life 2 AI, Node and Sound Stutter Fix

2007-08-29T10:16:00.000+05:30

Half Life 2 has some problems with AI and sound. You can fiz those by downloading this file HERE.

Once you download it, unRAR the file (using WinRAR or any other supported software of choice) and copy the hl2 folder in the archive and paste it in the Half Life 2 directory on your hard drive. You will get a prompt to confirm overwriting the folder, click yes, and you are done!

Quake 2 language fix

2007-08-06T15:51:00.000+05:30

Certain versions of Quake 2 show the error - "This version of Quake II will not install on this language version of windows 95/NT" when installing in Windows XP.

This problem can be fixed by following these steps:

1. Control Panel > Date, Time, Language and Regional Options > Regional and Language Options

2. In the Standards and Formats section, select English (United Kingdom)

3. Change the location as United Kingdom

4. Now click on the Advanced tab

5. In the "Language for non-Unicode programs" section, select English (United Kingdom)

6. If you need install the files, do so using your Windows XP CD. If you don't have to, then save the settings and restart your computer.

Now you should be able to install Quake 2 without any problem. If you want to revert back to the original settings, you can do so after installing the game.

Robin Hood Legend of Sherwood Wallpapers

2007-08-03T13:42:00.000+05:30

Using Adrenaline Powerups in Unreal Tournament 2004

2007-06-27T11:34:00.000+05:30

Once you have collected 100 points of adrenaline, you can perform one of six moves that last until your adrenaline wears down. These moves are performed by pressing a series of keys in order. The commands listed are used with the default control scheme.

Speed

This power up increases your movement speed, allowing you to run at twice the speed. Command: W, W, W, W

Regenerate

This power up replenishes your health every second by five points. If you manage to reach 199 health, it will begin adding to your armor count. If you manage to reach 150 armor, it will stop until you lose health/armor, or until your adrenaline runs out. Command: S, S, S, S

Invisibility

This power up renders you invisible. While enemies at a distance cannot see you, those who are right next to you will be able to make out a faint a outline of your character, like a watermark. Don’t rely on it completely. Command: A, A, D, D

Berserk

This power up increases the damage you cause. It works like a Double Damage power up. Combine both the Double Damage and this ability for one hell of a destructive rampage. Command: W, W, S, S

Camouflage

This power up blends your character into foliage and rocks, making you harder to see. This can only be activated if the Bonus Combos mutator is enabled. Command: D, D, D, D

Pint-Size

This power up turns your character into a tiny player, making you harder to hit for the duration. This can only be activated if the Bonus Combos mutator is enabled. Command: A, A, A, A

Remove Ads From Yahoo Messenger 8

2007-06-17T10:43:00.000+05:30

Yahoo! Messenger 7.5 and Yahoo! Messenger with Voice 8 is the install messaging client from Yahoo! which now able to exchange and send instant messages to Windows Live Messenger’s users. Like Windows Live Messenger, Yahoo! Messenger has all the best features, with lots of advertisements and animated ads. If you don’t like the ads and wants no ads on Yahoo! Messenger window, there are few ways that allow you to remove the advertisements.

Ads in Yahoo! Messenger can be removed by manually editing the registry.

1. Launch Registry Editor (Start -> Run -> Regedit).
2. Navigate to HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\yahoo\pager\YUrl
3. Replacing the following registry values with dummy asterisk (*):

Messenger Ad
Webcam Upload Ad
Webcam Viewer Ad
Webcam Viewer Ad Big
Webcam Viewer Ad Medium
Change Room Banner
Conf Adurl
Chat Adurl

After change, the registry keys and values will looks like this:

If the registry key doesn’t exist, simply create a new String Value registry key with the name by right clicking on the above registry branch and select New -> String Value.

4. Close Registry Editor and launch Windows Explorer.
5. Go to C:\Program Files\Yahoo!\Messenger\Cache\
6. Locate the file urls.xml
7. Clear the content of urls.xml
8. Save the empty urls.xml file (it should be an empty file).

9. Change the attributes of urls.xml to Read-Only by right click on the file and select properties, and click on Read-only.

That should make your Yahoo Messenger look like this:

The Baker Street Connection

2006-07-30T10:23:00.000+05:30

The Baker Street Connection

A good resource to find out about the books on Sherlock Holmes.

The Sherlock Holmes Society of London

2006-07-30T10:17:00.000+05:30

A search for Sherlock Holmes revealed this:

The Sherlock Holmes Society

It's not free however.

Userbar Tutorial - Photoshop

2006-07-22T16:13:00.000+05:30

Want to create your own userbar? This is where you learn:
Tutorial

Dear Husband / Dear Ex-Wife

2006-07-16T16:16:00.000+05:30

Dear Husband:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.

P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Your EX-Wife

Dear Ex-Wife

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.

Signed Rich As Hell and Free!

Women and Cats

2006-07-16T16:15:00.000+05:30

"I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.

In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat."

Some Extremely Funny Quotes From bash.org

2006-07-16T16:04:00.000+05:30

#244321 +(15576)- [X]

Cthon98: hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
Cthon98: ********* see!
AzureDiamond: hunter2
AzureDiamond: doesnt look like stars to me
Cthon98: AzureDiamond: *******
Cthon98: thats what I see
AzureDiamond: oh, really?
Cthon98: Absolutely
AzureDiamond: you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
AzureDiamond: haha, does that look funny to you?
Cthon98: lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
AzureDiamond: thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
Cthon98: yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
AzureDiamond: awesome!
AzureDiamond: wait, how do you know my pw?
Cthon98: er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
AzureDiamond:oh,ok.

___________________________________________________________________

#99835 +(12971)- [X]

Guo_Si: Hey, you know what sucks?
TheXPhial: vaccuums
Guo_Si: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
TheXPhial: black holes
Guo_Si: Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
TheXPhial: lava?
___________________________________________________________________

#414593 +(10297)- [X]

DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.
___________________________________________________________________

You can read more such quotes from :
http://www.bash.org/?top

Bart Simpsons Chalkboard Writings

2006-07-16T15:55:00.000+05:30

1990

I will not do that thing with my tongue.

I will not draw naked ladies in class.

I will not waste chalk.

I am not a 32 year old woman.

Garlic gum is not funny.

They are laughing at me, not with me.

I will not skateboard in the halls.

I will not instigate revolution.

Tar is not a play thing.

I did not see Elvis.

I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes".

I will not trade pants with others

I will not yell 'fire' in a crowded classroom.

I will not encourage others to fly.

I will not Xerox my butt.

I will not pledge allegiance to Bart.

1991

I will not sleep through my education.

I will not cut corners.

I will finish what I sta___.

The Christmas pageant does not stink.

I will not sell school property.

I will not get very far with this attitude.

I will not do anything bad ever again.

I will not make flatulent noises in class.

I will not belch the national anthem.

I will not sell land in Florida.

I will not grease the monkey bars.

I will not show off.

I am not a dentist.

Nobody likes sunburn slappers.

High explosives and school don't mix.

Underwear should be worn on the inside.

I will not torment the emotionally frail.

"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender.

I will not squeak chalk.

1992

Teacher is not a leper.

Coffee is not for kids.

A burp is not an answer.

My name is not "Dr. Death".

I will not conduct my own fire drills.

I will not spin the turtle.

I will not fake seizures.

I will not aim for the head.

I will not spank others.

I will not barf unless I'm sick.

I saw nothing unusual in the teachers lounge.

Funny noises are not funny.

I will not snap bras.

This punishment is not boring and pointless.

I will not defame New Orleans.

I will not prescribe medication.

I will not teach others to fly.

I will not bring sheep to class.

1993

I will not yell "She's dead" during roll call.

I will not sell miracle cures.

I will not eat things for money.

The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee.

Goldfish don't bounce.

I will not call the principal "spud head".

Mud is not one of the 4 food groups.

I will not charge admission to the bathroom.

I do not have diplomatic immunity.

The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy.

All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy.

I will never win an emmy.

I will return the seeing-eye dog.

1994

No one is interested in my underpants.

Organ transplants are best left to the professionals.

My home work was not stolen by a one-armed man.

I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.

I will not celebrate meaningless milestones.

I will not re-transmit without the express permission of major league baseball.

Beans are neither fruit nor musical.

There are plenty of businesses like show business.

I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.

I will not dissect things unless instructed.

I will not whittle hall passes out of soap.

I will not send lard through the mail.

Ralph wont "Morph" if you squeeze him hard enough.

1995

The boys room is not a water park.

No one wants to hear from my armpits.

I am not a lean mean spitting machine.

I do not have power of attorney over first graders.

Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.

This is not a clue ... or is it?

I will not complain about the solution when I hear it.

I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist.

Indian burns are not our cultural heritage.

"Bewitched" does not promote Satanism.

Nerve gas is not a toy.

Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things.

I will only do this once a year.

The first amendment does not cover burping.

Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the principal.

I will not hang donuts on my person.

Next time it could be me on the scaffolding.

I will not strut around like I own the place.

I will remember to take my medication.

I will not mock Mrs Dumbface.

1996

I am not certified to remove asbestos.

Ultraviolet Tralier Song

2006-07-16T15:24:00.000+05:30

Here is the song from the trailer of Ultraviolet:

Mediafire

Artist: Jem
Song: 24
Lyrics:

Been given 24 hours
to tie up loose ends
to make amends
His eyes said it all
I started to fall
and the silence deafened
Head spinning round
no time to sit down
just wanted to
run and run and run
Be careful they say
don't wish life away,
now I've one day
I can't believe
How I've been wasting my time

In 24 hours they'll be
laying flowers
on my life, it's over tonight
I'm not messing no I
need your blessing
and your promise to live free
please do it for me

Is there a heaven a hell
and will I come back
who can tell
Now I can see
what matters to me
it's as clear as crystal
The places I've been
the people I've seen
plans that I made
start to fade
The sun's setting gold
thought I would grow old,
it wasn't to be

I can't believe
How I've been wasting my time

In 18 hours they'll be
laying flowers
on my life, it's over tonight
I'm not messing no I
need your blessing
and your promise to live free
please do it for me

13 hours they'll be
laying flowers
on my life, it's over tonight
I'm not messing no I
need your blessing
and your promise to live free
Please do it for me

I'm not alone, I sense it, I sense it
All that I said, I meant it, I meant it

I can't believe
How much I've wasted my time

In just 8 hours they'll be
laying flowers
on my life, it's over tonight
I'm not messing no I
need your blessing
and your promise to live free
please do it for me

In just 1 hour they'll be
laying flowers
on my life, it's over tonight
I'm not messing no I
need your blessing
and your promise to live free
please do it for me